AISubs v3.7
Shimai is...
Kanasaki Shimai.
- Non. - Rea.
- Non and Rea. - Yay!
Look at this, everyone.
- Ta-da! - That one?
- What? - I thought it was the other one.
Oh, this one?
Today, we're going to do a test to see how well you know your subjects.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- But... - Yeah.
- If it's too difficult, you won't be able to answer it. - That's right.
- From elementary school to middle school, you'll be able to answer everything. - Yeah.
- It's weird if you can't answer everything. - Yeah, you're right.
- You went to the same school in elementary, middle and high school, right? - Yeah, we did.
- Didn't you go to the same classroom? - Yeah, we went to the same classroom.
- Yeah, we went to the same classroom.
- So we don't have the same abilities. - Yeah, but we have the same grades.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I thought we'd be about the same.
- I prepared some questions for you. - Okay.
- Korean, math and English. - Okay.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Let's get started.
- First, let's start with Korean. - Let's start with Korean.
- By the way, you're wearing the same clothes. Isn't it cute? - Yeah.
- In Korea. - In Korea.
- I bought it in Iwo Shigai. - Yeah.
- It's cute, isn't it? - It's cute.
So, everyone, this is what the questions are like.
- But for now, let's solve them. - Yeah.
- It looks fun. - Wait, it looks fun.
- Ready, set... Let's do it. - Ready, set...
- Yeah, let's do it like this. - Okay, then.
- Let's do it. - Explosion test, okay?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Let's do it. - Yeah.
- Ready... - Wait, what?
- Wait, you're too loud.
- Ready... - Ready...
- Okay. - Okay.
Start.
- Can we say it? - Can we say it?
- Can we say the answer? - No, you can't.
- Don't look at me. - It's my line.
Wait, Miyagi's "gi" is crazy.
Wait, Miyagi?
No, I'm just saying it.
- People in Niigata lick "ni" a lot. - No, they don't.
What does "henka ni tomu" mean?
- There's no word like "henka ni tomu". - No, there isn't.
- "Henka ni tomu". - Isn't it "tomu"?
- "Tomu"? - I know it's wrong, but isn't it better not to write it?
- I really don't know. - I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry for stealing your wrong sword.
I really don't want you to say "antsu" or anything like that.
I'm not licking you. I don't know what you don't know.
It's over.
I won't fix it, so can I take a look at it for a moment?
What are you talking about?
It's definitely different.
It's like that.
It's definitely different.
It's amazing.
It's over.
Wait, I'm really not confident.
Shall we move on to math next?
Math?
The only math I knew when I was in elementary school and junior high school.
I really know.
Then, math.
Ready.
I'm sorry.
Ready.
There is a 90-yen ribbon that costs 1 meter.
Ribbon.
If you buy this ribbon 28 meters, you can get it for 1 yen.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's true.
There is a 90-yen ribbon.
This is also...
1 meter is 90 yen.
Oh, I see.
If you make a mistake in meters and kilometers, you can't say that either, can you?
It's even more important.
It's even more important, isn't it?
The price of about 1 kilogram may be 980 yen.
Will you shut up?
Can you read it in Japanese?
Calculate it.
Ignore me.
Okay.
The price of 1 kilogram is 980 yen.
I'm telling you this because I think it's going to cost you your life.
Is it going to cost you your life?
Why does this guy live for 0.03 liters?
Maybe it's weird.
Don't you think so?
I didn't hear you.
Okay, I'm done.
Are you done?
Yes.
Okay, last one.
I'll do it in English.
In English.
The next one is something like this.
I hope the viewers will enjoy it.
Okay, circle 1.
Cone.
Cone is...
It's easy.
It doesn't have to be capital letters in the first place, does it?
Are you kidding me?
This is too easy.
Bus is also easy.
Baseball is also easy.
Wait a minute.
What?
Let's do it together.
Do your best.
Can you do it?
Okay, dot.
Okay, line.
Can you do it?
Oh, I remember the station number.
Wait a minute.
Okay, next one.
Wait a minute.
Car.
Forget it, I'll skip it.
Boat.
Probably not.
Airplane.
What is an airplane?
Pre...
Oh, no.
What is it?
Pre...
Tell me more about it.
Ah...
Dog?
I said "ah" recently.
What is it?
Happy, happy, happy...
It's a dog-like thing, isn't it?
What?
It's a dog-like thing.
It's a type of cat's ear.
That's right, cat's ear is dog-like.
Fruit.
Yes.
Yes, I am...
I am...
Ah!
Or...
I am...
Fruit.
Isn't it a snake?
Wait a minute.
It's like this.
Pencil.
What is "pencil" in English?
Bicycle.
Wow!
I love it.
Tennis.
Can't you play tennis?
I can.
Notebook.
Basketball.
Non-chan, you can play guitar, right?
Yes, I can play guitar.
YouTube.
I used to play a child's piano as a child.
Wait a minute.
What? Piano?
Isn't piano a piano?
Really?
I don't know, but...
What about milk?
Milk is made of stone.
No, it's not.
Wait a minute.
I definitely want to go there.
Wait a minute.
I want to go to the electronic school.
Me too.
Airplane and pencil are...
Wait a minute.
Maybe a pencil is like crayon.
Airplane is...
An attendant is in an airplane.
I'm surprised.
It's a pennant.
It's definitely not.
Yeah.
It's a carrier pennant.
Alright.
It's OK.
OK.
Let's do it one last time.
Let's change the order.
Change the order.
It's so easy.
I love changing the order.
First of all, round one.
My younger brother is watching TV in his room.
Is it capital letters at first?
No.
Isn't it OK?
No, it's capital letters.
Really?
Next is...
Tom is not driving now.
What kind of report is that?
It's not "that" but "that".
I am not calling Ken right now.
Why are you doing this to me?
Seriously, what is it?
I am done!
I would like to exchange answers.
Exchange answers?
Yes, I would like to exchange answers.
Okay, let's exchange answers in Japanese.
Number one, Miyagi.
Yes, you are wrong.
Isn't it too soon?
This is bad.
I apologize to Miyagi.
How many times do I have to apologize?
Okay, number one is wrong.
Number two is also wrong.
Wait a minute.
Both of them are wrong.
This is really bad.
Non-chan, it's over.
Number two is wrong.
What? Number two?
Number two of storage?
I think so.
But it's a little close.
That's right.
I thought it was number two of promise.
What?
I thought it was a bunch of bunches.
I thought it was a bunch of bunches and a bunch of bunches.
Was it number two?
I thought it was number two.
I turned over.
It's really hard.
I don't know why I'm making an answer.
Making an answer is really hard.
I'm scared, but it's hard.
I decided it.
If you combine it with earth energy and fire energy, it looks strong.
But Non-chan didn't make an answer.
It's not good for you.
- This is it. - Yeah, I can tell by looking at you.
Wait...
Wait, what is it?
Oh my god!
- So close! - It's a sheep!
- A sheep? - Yeah, it's a sheep.
- It's a shepherd. - Oh my god!
- You got it all wrong so far. - Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, wait, I got it.
Everyone in the Kanto region got it wrong.
I got it this time.
- Oh my god, seriously. - Ibaragi is...
- Wait, then which one is not Ibaragi?
Which one is not Ibaragi?
This Ibaragi is crazy too.
- This Ibaragi... - Which one is not Ibaragi?
- That one is not. - No, neither of them is bad.
- I didn't care about it. - Seriously?
- Is that Muragaru? - Why is it only this one!?
Even though I didn't bet on it, I only bet on Muragaru.
Why?
I thought Muragaru is a sheep gathering.
What did you get out of 19 points?
There are two of them.
Let's say 20 out of 20.
Okay, 20 out of 20.
You got 9 out of 20. Congratulations!
Thank you.
I got 14 out of 20.
That's how it went.
There's more.
It's less than or equal to 4.
There's still room for improvement.
You can do the math you were confident in.
I can do math.
It's similar to your answer.
It's similar.
It's true.
Wait.
The last one is different.
The first one is correct, right?
Yes, it is.
It's 90 out of 28.
It's easy.
Next one.
If you buy 1kg of ham for 980 yen...
I said "ham", didn't I?
If you buy 1kg of ham for 980 yen for 45kg, how much is it?
If you multiply it by 45, it's 44,100 yen.
It's okay.
If you buy 0.8kg of ham, it's 784 yen, too.
I explained it well.
Look at this.
I wrote it in detail.
980 yen is 98 yen.
If you buy 8 of 98 yen, it's 780 yen.
Isn't it weird if you put it in your mouth?
It's like one of 98 yen is in my head.
I wanted to say "98 yen for 100g of ham".
I think that's what it means.
It's a new theory.
I did it!
Let me ask you a question.
A liter of alcohol weighs 0.79kg.
How many kilograms does this 0.03 liter of alcohol weigh?
The correct answer is 0.0237kg.
What is your answer?
26,333.333kg.
I don't know what you mean.
There is a reason for this.
Please explain it.
A liter of alcohol weighs 0.79kg.
I had to measure 0.03kg, so I measured 0.79kg and 0.03kg.
Why?
A liter of alcohol weighs 0.79kg.
What do you say when a liter of alcohol weighs 0.03kg less?
When I saw this, I thought it was a division because I like texture.
Wait a minute.
It was a multiplication.
Why did you divide it?
There have been many multiplications so far, so I thought it was a division.
That's weird. It's not good to use your head.
Then, out of 5 points...
You made a mistake.
You won so far.
Next is English.
I'm not confident about this.
The first one is "book".
B-o-o-k.
"Bus" is pronounced "bus".
It's spelled "b-u-s".
It's spelled "b-a-s-s".
"Bus".
What are you talking about?
"Dash".
"Nen" is pronounced "sono mama".
Wait a minute.
"B".
What are you talking about?
Out of 20 points...
You made a mistake.
What? Really?
I lost.
What?
I lost?
You got 10 points.
No, I mean...
This is what I thought.
I thought it was me.
You were confused, weren't you?
The last one.
My brother is watching TV in his room.
My brother is watching TV.
Correct.
Good job.
Tom is not driving now.
Wait a minute.
Why did you laugh?
Something is wrong.
Tom is not driving now.
Correct.
The fifth one.
I am not calling Ken right now.
“Iamnot Corlingno”
“I don’t have Kenji.”
“I’m calling.”
What?
What does it mean?
Wait a minute.
This is difficult.
What?
“Iamnot Corlingno”
Let's calculate the total points.
Let's calculate.
Your final score is...
39 out of 51 points.
Isn't it great?
Great.
Your final score is...
28 out of 51 points.
But you got more than half of the points.
That's right.
I'm glad.
I hope you can do it, too.
I know you say it's amazing, but...
It's just like elementary school students.
That's right.
You can rely on your cell phone.
You can rely on your computer.
If you ask me to do it, I won't do it.
That's right.
People often ask us to do a theory test or a feeling test.
I want you to try it.
I want you to try it, but...
Humans don't care about studying.
We care about our hearts and feelings.
We also care about our social intelligence.
That's a theory.
Yes, it's a theory.
Yes.
That's why we're going to...
We're going to release the products.
I can't believe you said that.
That's right.
We're doing it properly.
We're going to release beauty products, too.
Yes.
We're going to show you beauty products that are related to beauty.
Don't forget the results of this test and enjoy the products.
I'm more excited about it.
Thank you very much.
Okay, everyone.
Bye-bye.